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Too Old To Run Gun Shirt

$24.95 USD $29.95
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I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to run. Dag nabbit these young whippersnappers are getting worse and worse. Back in my day, youngsters had respect for their elders. Now, the whole world has gone crazy and it's more essential to carry a gun now than it's ever been, especially if you're over 60. Everybody is on their TokTiks and Face-ta-grams and nobody cares about us anymore. What a sad world, indeed. Arm yourself because they don't think you matter anymore. But we say Old Lives Matter!

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester
  • Buttery Soft Material
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
  • Superior Quality DTG Print
  • Durable, High Thread Count
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free

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    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61

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    Too Old To Run Gun Shirt
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    Too Old To Run Gun Shirt

    From $24.95 USD $29.95

    I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to run. Dag nabbit these young whippersnappers are getting worse and worse. Back in my day, youngsters had respect for their elders. Now, the whole world has gone crazy and it's more essential to carry a gun now than it's ever been, especially if you're over 60. Everybody is on their TokTiks and Face-ta-grams and nobody cares about us anymore. What a sad world, indeed. Arm yourself because they don't think you matter anymore. But we say Old Lives Matter!

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester
  • Buttery Soft Material
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
  • Superior Quality DTG Print
  • Durable, High Thread Count
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free

  •  

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61

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