I Am The Capitalist Your Commie Professor Warned You About Shirt

I am the capitalist your commie professor warned you about. In colleges and public universities around the country and abroad, the lectures tell of a boogeyman that haunts the planet.

The nefarious, evil, malevolent specter that menaces innocent people is called capitalism. It is responsible for lifting countless people out of poverty, countless medical and technological innovations, and freeing people from the need for tyrannical control. This angers those in power.  They want a centralized authority in charge of every aspect of your life, not an invisible hand that leaves everyone alone.  

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